Steakations Steven & Lauren

No. 01  ◆  Tampa, Florida

Bern’s Steakhouse

Velvet, velvet, and more uhh… well, velvet.

  • Established1956
  • On the list#1
  • Steven’s rank1st
  • Lauren’s rank2nd

Bern’s is a fancy steakhouse located in Tampa, Florida which has been around since 1956 that has the ambiance of an old brothel, but like, in a good way.

It feels really old school with velvet, velvet, and more uhh…..well velvet.

It makes for a really fun experience, and thats the best way Berns stands out from the others.

The Porterhouse at Berns
The Porterhouse at Berns
The flourless cakes and chocolate cake
The flourless cakes and chocolate cake

The Menu

Steven’s Order

  • Porterhouse

    Medium Rare, comes with a baked potato, onion strings, green beans, and carrots. Soup or Salad is also included before the main. French Onion was gas.

Lauren’s Order

  • Fillet Mignon

    Medium Rare with the same side

Shared

  • Side order of Mac n Cheese

Dessert

  • Chocolate Cake and Flourless Cake

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Final Thoughts

Bern’s was rated as number one in the nation, and for good reason.

The steak is insanely tastey and buttery, the value is good considering you get a soup and a side with your entree.

They have a whole separate room for dessert, like you go upstairs and listen to a live paino player at a more intimate table for dessert. It’s an experience.

They also do wine cellar and kitchen tours for free! It’s a fun time and it’s something we’ve yet to experience at any other steakhouse.